I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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