um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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