We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
