Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
there is glitter all over my balls
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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