Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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