so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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