And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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