I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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