yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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