as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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