I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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