you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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