So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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