I'm lost and stupid without you.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
