all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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