that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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