Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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