Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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