I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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