I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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