Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
