1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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