I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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