is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize