I bet he comes in French.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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