Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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