I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
