Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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