Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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