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(478): View more from Georgia

wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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(440): View more from Ohio

We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!

(1-440): View more from Ohio

I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!

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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

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no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.

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(480): View more from Arizona

oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone

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(903): View more from Texas

All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...

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