hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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