I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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