I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
