i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
