she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
