the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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