yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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