Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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