After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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