And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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