i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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