Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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