She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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