Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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