Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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