"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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