she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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