he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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