so explain again why im purple
no
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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