i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
