what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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