Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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