did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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