Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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