Swine flu. Run for my life!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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