Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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